I'm Movin' Out.

Ah yes, leaving the nest. A rite of passage most experience their freshman year of college. Being, however, that this will be the third time I attempt to move out of my mother's house... I've got this shit down to an art form.

Tomorrow, I will begin the 3-day "carry heavy boxes full of my shit up and down an ungodly number of stairs" initial phase of my relocation.

Where? The big city, right up the highway from my little suburbian hometown.

Who? This crazy-ass mother fucker right here. Her name is golden wednesday and, yes... she has a criminal record. How else do you think we found a dirt-cheap apartment in a shady-ass neighborhood?!

On the plus side, she has two kitties. They are both unbelievably retarded. Hence... I adore them and cannot wait to make my boyfriend die of allergies.

But to back-track a bit here, folks... the reason that this weekend is only the initial phase of my move is quite simple. I have no furniture and no money with which to purchase furniture. So until I can either make money, or find people who want to give me home furnishings, I will be a nomad, living by my wits.

tease.

the words drip delicious and tempting
tempt me from the tips of my fingers
my lips
in between my hips
what a cliche thing to say
and a rhyme so horribly over-played

maybe that's why i-
why the blogs don't read anymore
the same reason
the radio never gets played

the only thing i need
to inspire a raging wave of jealousy
is to click on any of these
links on the left that read
2002-2003

fuck.
i used to be good at this.

miss me like i miss you
far away and blurry
not because of imperfect eyesight
but because of
a lack of vision

passion shriveled.
remember those wonders and hopes
for love and lust?

your words stunk of sex it seems
... until you actually started having it.

how can one write of dreams
when they are too busy living them?

that whole "things never turn out the way you imagine them" thing
has been done.
repeatedly.

and while i am redundant.
longwinded.
and unoriginal.

... i do always try to keep the reader guessing.