this morning while i was carrying laundry downstairs, my ankle decided to crack and twist completely off (at least, that's what it felt like). i laid in the foyer of my basement in the fetal position surrounded by my dirty underwear for what seemed like the longest five minutes of my life. the crowning moment was when the snot started to drip out of my nostril onto the floor.
i have had the same pimple on my left jaw line for over 2 weeks. it now has a friend about an inch away from my mouth. at first... i thought it was a mosquito bite because it itched like my butt crack when i don't wipe thoroughly. then i thought it was just the mother of all pimples too big and not ripe enough to pop yet. but when no whitehead appeared... i had to face facts.
this bitch is a cold sore.
i have been sniffling all day. and sneezing. and my mother and i are sharing hot flashes. so either i'm going through menopause or i have a fucking fever.
this is not a good time for me to be a sick gimp. but then again... when is?
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