Saturday, February 17, 2007

The Staple Shot

Everyone has one. The shot that you order by default. The shot that runs through your veins because you've taken so much of it. The shot that says something about you- you in drink form. The shot that you wear on your sleeve and down the front of your shirt.

And for the past four years, I have taken the easy way out. The lame, unimaginative, and painfully expected Red Headed Slut. While this may have helped my game back in the day, I no longer resort to stereotypical assumptions to get men to desire me.

So I bid a fond farewell to the Red Headed Slut... and a fine and fancy hello to the Red Snapper!

Red Headed Slut
Ingredients:
* 1 1/2 oz Jägermeister
* 1 1/2 oz Peach schnapps
* Fill with Cranberry juice


Mixing instructions:
Mix in shot glass. Shoot.

Red Snapper
Ingredients:
* 1 shot Crown Royal
* 1 shot Amaretto
* 1 shot Cranberry juice

Mixing instructions:
One shot each. Shake n' shoot.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

If I were shooting, my shot would be Jack Daniels..straight...What does that say?

shenry said...

Along the lines of switchsky, my shot is vodka straight... no chaser, no mixer.

(I need to get back in the habit of hitting your site regularly.)

Anonymous said...

These days I just order a lager. I only drink mixed drinks when my goal is to black out.

But when that's my goal, a red headed slut is a lovely way to do it.

dizzler said...

What's the difference? It's a pussy shot either way.

Badum bum chh
(that's a rim shot btw)

Anonymous said...

ghost shot=12 ounce can of dr. pepper.

starz said...

you all make me smile. your shots suit you.

Anonymous said...

Dry Gin Martini, with a twist of lime on a good day.

Irish Whiskey (tullamore dew) on a bad day.

;-)