... Those Crazy College Kids.

$1 Shooters and $3 Long Islands have made a mockery of me.

I have become a cliche:

Get drunk, dance until you stumble, hook up with some guy, get in a fight with your best friend, pass out on a dorm room couch, wake up still drunk, and walk of shame your way back into existence.

But in a way... I'm glad I still had it in me.