I cannot find one of my semi-new, too-white Filas.
You know what I'm talking about. That pair of shoes you purchased because they were on sale... the pair of shoes that are totally white, with the exception of maybe a few light-blue stripes. The pair you know you can't where in public right away because the light reflected off of them would blind people. The pair you can only wear for about a month before they lose that oh-so-white magic and turn that weird tan color.

I wanted to wear that pair today. Damn you, Fila. Damn you.