Happy New Year:

It wouldn't be a true lizzie holiday experience without some sort of issue. That being said... last night was definitely a true lizzie experience. Now before you think to yourself "Ah yes... the drama queen strikes again!" I want you to know that it was NOT mine. And that is something I am truly thankful for. I had me some hugs, kisses and a cigar. woot.

So in keeping with the yearly, traditional new years resolutions... I wanted to review my list from last year and see how I did.

I Will:

Stop cussing. dammit.

Sing. yay! i got one!

Get up straight away when alarm goes off. ummn. yeah. that didn't happen.

Maintain at least semi-regular communication with people important to me by learning how to return phone calls and follow through with plans. don't laugh... i am getting better at that.

Develop Inner Poise and authority and sense of self as woman of substance, complete without boyfriend... as best way to obtain boyfriend. ::inner poises::

Keep idealistic and romantic notions about love and life despite all overwhelming signs shattering hopes and dreams. Check! emphasis on the OVERWHELMING signs shattering hopes and dreams. i am still hangin on. woot, liz. woot.

I Will Not:

Cuss. sigh.

Spend more time on the computer than I do sleeping. don't judge me!

Fall for any of the following: alcoholics, weedaholics, workaholics, commitment phobics, unmotivated fat asses, people with girlfriends or wives, misogynists, megalomaniacs, chauvinists or freeloaders, perverts. if it weren't for that damned commitment phobic line in there....

Bitch about anyone behind their backs, but be positive about everyone. ahem.

Stay in every night reading books and listening to music, but go out and have fun like normal people. yay! i got another one!

Wallow in self pity about not having a boyfriend, not being a size 6, not living near campus, not being able to afford anything, or not being happy. i didn't wallow too much... i just bitched quite a bit. so that counts as a check! hehe.

Live vicariously through movies. who am i kidding?


well, considering no one ever follows through with their resolutions... i don't think i did that bad. this year i think we will go for something a lot simpler:

get some new blood and experience in my life... and be more selective with who i give the title "friend" to.

there. done. dinner time.