What an amazing trip. I have no clue where to start.

Hook Hat boyz. 4wheelers. Hotel room keys. Jetskiis. Food. Beanie Babies. Campfires and Sing-a-longs. Guestures. Food. Redheads. Stories. Fireworks. Bruises. Food. Soccer? Surprise Party. Pictures. Y'all. Food. Love.

"That's right. That's right." - Kurk (on everything)

"She got run over by a damned ol' train!" - Charlie (on songs he knows how to sing)

"Man, you look like you were in a fire and all your hair got burnt off!"
"What did you say, Cracka?"
"I said that's fine... but your hair looks like velcro!"

-Dialogue between Charlie and one of his African American teammates

"He had this long, drawn out plan... but as soon as we got into the car it went PTTTHHHHHHHH."
- Liz, on Dad's schedule

"Michael, you probably shouldn't be closing all the blinds."
"I don't like people watching me eat."

- Operation Mildred's Tea House

"What are you staring at?"
"A tree."

- Paul proving that he is a pothead

"I bet it's because the spaghetti noodles are too short."

- Liz (on why everything is wrong with the world)