The Rules:

1. If you meet a person at a party/bar/social gathering with alcohol and hook up with said person within the next 24 hours… it was a hook up.

2. If you meet a person at a party/bar/social gathering with alcohol and you dig them in a “iwanttodomorethanjusthookupwithyou” sort of way… do NOT hook up with said person within the next 24 hours.

3. If you plan on hooking up with someone… don’t EVER expect it to be more than that.

4. If it IS more than that… you should inform the other party involved BEFORE you hook up.

5. If it BECOMES more than that after hookuping… either keep your mouth shut and just enjoy the play, or come clean to partner.

6. Parties involved in random hook ups are not to get jealous or possessive of said hook up partner.

7. If one party becomes jealous/possessive… walk away… quickly.

8. They are called RANDOM hook ups for a reason. When/if one or both parties want to stop the hookuping… that is the end of it. PERIOD.

9. If you think you are DATING and not just HOOKING UP, then you should be able to discuss this openly with other party involved.

10. If every time you hang out you hook up and/or only hang out in order to hook up… you are NOT dating. You are hookuping.

11. If you want more that just a hook up… don’t lie and say all you want to do is have fun.

12. If you are happy and comfortable with yourself and being single… stop obsessing and bitching about guys hitting on you.

13. If you cannot hook up with a person without becoming attached to said person… DO NOT FUCKING HOOK UP WITH THEM AND STOP BITCHING ABOUT WHEN PEOPLE PLAY YOU.