after spending 45 minutes chipping your car out from and inch thick layer of ice to deliver harry potter on CD to your pothead ex-boyfriend only to get rear-ended by some girl as you back out of his driveway you decide to stop by a friend's house coincidentally right next door with the intent of checking on friend who was in car accident earlier that week. after discussing painting toe-nails and sex in the city, you were joined by friend's non-pot-smoking current boyfriend and was invited to dinner but you decline because your roommates are making tacos. you come home to said tacos that are now cold and gross and then spend the next few hours with explosive diarrhea from said tacos that you could have passed on if you had just stayed for dinner at your friends' place right next to your ex-boyfriend's place. but no, you had to get home to work on your resume for an interview with a company that you really know nothing about for a job you aren't sure if you even want. and tomorrow will surely be interesting after the first interview when you head over to a community christian college to interview for another job you aren't sure you want. not to mention your commute to gaithersburg that evening to practice for a competition that you aren't sure your group is even registered for. but you don't actually have a space to practice in... so that will be an adventure. and then there is always the exciting possibility for another drama-filled staff meeting with drum guy who rejects you at least once a month but takes every opportunity to grab your ass when the kids aren't looking. bringing you back to ex-boyfriend who confessed to having an unhealthy obsession with your ass when you dropped off said harry potter cd at his house this evening.
it was ms. scarlet in the bathroom with a douche bag.
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