Watch Out! Here comes positive blog #3 in a row! Something is freakishly wrong here! But, oh well... I gotta take advantage of this while it lasts!

Winter Guard is the answer to all of my problems...

Problem #1 : MONEY

Being the smartie pants that I am, I made the members pay a $10 staff fee for participating... this means... I GET PAID at least $150. That will so help with my next car payment. WOo.

Problem #2 : BEING A LAZY FAT ASS

Hello physical activity! I actually sweat today. Amazing. And no, it wasn't because of the freakish weather. OH yeah... and making high school kids to chest pumps to each other is fuckin hilarious. And laughing burns calories too.

Problem #3: LACK OF BOYS

My guard has 7 fine, strapping young lads. And they like me. It's great. Eww, that disgusting... I would never... but the attention is nice. SO THERE.

Problem #4 : MY POOPY MOOD

I love these kids. I love being around them. I love practice. LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE. I love being in charge of a group that is so committed, hardworking and dedicated. Amazing. Their energy just pumps me up even more. It's like crack. MCPS crack.

Problem #5 : MUSIC

I get to write dance and flag and weapon routines to music... THAT I PICK. It is so cool... I can sing along, dance around and have fun... and be surrounded by music that I love. Heh. Our show this year is Incubus' Pardon Me. I know, how cool is that?!?! I mean, how cooool am I?!??!

I'm serious. Everyone should go out and help run a winter guard. Hell, I'll even hire you. My staff so far is 2 of my bestest friends ever who are so skilled it's unbelievable and 2 amazing people who I know are going to be a great help to the program.
So quick- grab a flag pole and just surrender to the magic that is... Winter Guard.

WoO.