Interesting weekend. Had mucho funo. Met new people. Had my wheel of passion spun. Got into it with cheaters in beamers. Got harassed by a parking lot security doode and his big flash light. Yelled bad things at my father. Helped Nonnie switch over from the walker to the cane. Ate excellent nacho dip. Had two horribly bad servers. Tipped them accordingly. Cried a lot. Was merciful and fair president for lesbian-loving asshole game. Had some crazy dreams varying from hook-ups with freshmen to ex-coworkers. Urinated a lot. Wore 5 pairs of pants spanning 2 days... and 1 pair for the following 2 days.

Like I said... Interesting weekend.