if i've said this before, i apologize.
but sometimes redundancy helps to get the point across.

if there is one thing in the world that can ruin a friendship...

it's genitals.


we do stupid things to people we love in the name of genitals. it is amazing how the priorities change as soon as some idealistic notion of romance comes waltzing in attached to a fine looking vagina.

there should be two scales of importance in this world. "sans genitals" and "woo woo areas."
and one should alert the masses when a change from one scale to the other occurs. it's the least you can do.

it's hard to accept that your place on one scale is much different from your place on the other. especially when the move is a downward one.

i just hope it's worth it, boys and girls. because, well... i clearly wouldn't know.