so we all know i'm bad at answering my phone and returning phone calls. i don't wear this on my sleeve as an excuse for "slacking off" or anything... i am just a firm believer that nothing i do is so important that i need to be "on call" for people all of the time. i mean i wear scrubs everyday to work, but it's just a front.

this being the case... people get mad at me because i don't follow through with my "obligations" to keep in regular contact with people. this could be a key to figuring out the "why liz gets written off by "friends" all of the time" issue. but enough of that.

i was just wondering if anyone else has a cell phone but doesn't like to use it. and if people get mad because you don't take the time out to just call and say "hey i can't talk but i got your message." i mean seriously, like... what a waste of a minute.

relax. take a breath. your life will go on without you knowing if i know that you called me for some small scale reason that really doesn't matter in the grand scheme of things. i mean, i don't freak out and die when people don't call me back. it's silly. i guess i just wish everyone on the planet was like me in regards to this.

i check my messages. at least every other day. but unless i hear the words "hospital," "dying," "broken down," or "hot sex"... chances are that i'm not going to call you back right away. even if it is the biggest party of the year you gotta come last minute kinda thing.

i'm sorry... this socialite is just not in fast forward. y'all know i love you even when i don't call you back. and thank you to everyone who has realized this about me and who doesn't mind (rico, marib and lindz... that's YOU).

MWAH. enough of this boring rambling.