contest:

I was told that my posts are becoming less and less about me. One might think that this is strategery for getting my readers up. Apparently the less personal and cryptic you make your posts, the more people will want to read you.

But personal and cryptic are two adjectives that my being would not be complete without.

That being said, I have a theory on why my posts are lacking in the syrupy venom they used to be soaked in.

Any guesses?

If you get it right, I’ll write you a poem.