i had the most useless day today. i woke up at 2:30, missing a lunch date with my newest most favoritest waitress. god i suck.

i drank skim no whip white mocha with my father to try and make myself feel better. he even went and picked it up for me so i wouldn't hafta go and face that place.

then i read 2/3 of my current book. i did this while half-watching batman and giggling with my brother about michael keaton and multiplicity.

i did actually make a very important phone call. and he actually answered this time.

then i lost track of time. missed a very important friend's graduation party. i am such an ass and so i decided to cry about my idiocy in the shower for 45 minutes.

then i read more of my book and waited for him to call back, in vein.

you see he promised he would call back and check his email and he didn't even after the length of my tearful shower. what i didn't see was the voicemail light blinking. he left me a message saying he got a service call from work and would call later. i only now know this because i just called him and yelled at him "i could totally kill you. you know that, right?! with my hands..." clearly channeling ms. chase for the occasion. now i am feeling like an even larger useless prat because i assumed he was being a jerk.

so after the most useless day i can only look back and say...

i'm sorry for missing lunch, lindz. and your party, amy. let me take u (amy) out to lunch so u (lindz) can be our server. please.

... at least i called him. =/