what's this? a post at 9 in the morning?? no way.

way.

i woke up at 8 am. yeah... that's right. EIGHT AM.

... not by choice, of course.

once again, i was awaken by a phone call from the black hole. because, you know... i have memorized how many burr grinders we have in the store and know where they are and how many we have sold at all times.

recockulous.

but that was not the point of this post. i was eating my cinnamon raison english muffin and my 1-part awake 1-part refresh tea and decided to watch MTV for the first time this month. now... i may be slow on the uptake. i mean, i still don't know who 50 cent is. but jewel? have you all seen or heard her new single?

ummn... ew.
she's like... dancing... in pink pleather.
and what the FUCK is up with that fire hose crap at the end?
i mean this is JEWEL, people!
where did my yodeling, crooked teeth, poetic in that cute way baby girl go?

i'm so disenchanted right now.