Monday, September 15, 2003

wardrobe

i am wearing. my comforter. in scrub form.

it is white. long sleeved.

matches my white pants. that when i sit down... expose 4 inches of my sock and calf skin.

the shirt has CUFFS at the ends. elastic CUFFS. that fold over.

snaps all the way up to my neck. goes down to a few inches above my knee. two big pockets in the front. equipped with kleenex.

the pattern is of violets. big, purple violets. with various shades of purple. and vines. and leaves.

did i mention the CUFFS?!?!

... dear geebus, when did i turn into a 50 year old woman?

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