The Commoners

So there's my mom. She's the office manager. Too tolerant for her own good.

And the best part about the office is the over 50 club. There's Patzie and Patty. No joke. Along with Kitty... they make up the nurses' power triangle. There is Diva, the beanie baby goddess who wears colorful scrubs and does jazzersize. She's my girl. Then there is Prissy... she's cool... but sometimes rubs me the wrong way. I think she has worked here TOO long if you know what I mean.

These ladies have all known me since before I was born.

Kinda scary.

Baby is the newly hired nurse. She's wickedly funny and sarcastic and she handles her shit well. She and I are buds. I'm glad she decided to continue on after her internship. Without her... I would be extremely bored.

There are the lab techs... LaQueshia and Shaniqua. Ghetto princesses to the core. I love being at check in because I get to hear their conversations all day. They are dressing up as vampires on halloween. get it?!?! they take BLOOD! hahahhaa ::falls out of chair laughing::

sigh.

And now... for the paper shufflers. Candy is the newest of the crew. She keeps leaving to go train at the other office. She keeps her own jar of goodies at her desk and doesn't like to share.

The Slacker sisters work check out and some nursing responsibilities but really just milk the clock and go out to lunch together. They like latin music and manicures.

Then we have Daft who is a secretary who acts like she is something more important. Her ignorance on just how useless she is proves to be entertaining at times.

Our file clerks are a trip and a half. DeeDee is a hyper little asian lady who hits people for fun more than i do. Mama stays on my ass all day and lets me vent during our carpooled rides to work. i heart both of them.

and then there is me. the boss' daughter who has no problem saying the wrong thing at the wrong time. like the url to my web page at staff lunch today...........