both of them.
dear, sacred goddess of the porcelain black hole. mistress of the unmentionable. cleanser of our bodily waste. please help me overcome this demon residing inside of my digestive track. help me to rid my body of this being, who is using me to release his gaseous evils into this world. be my strength, my light... my exorcist.
dear, beauteous god of the 'puter. the electrical savior of my soul. son of Father Gates. please aid me in my time of need. please help me to rid my hard drive of the demon allowing me only to access the sacred information hidden in your robes by using the dreaded and feared SAFE MODE. i yearn for your guidance and grace and ask humbly that you act in haste.
amen.
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