The Upper Class Staff:

So there's Dr. White. He's the big cheese. The senior. The one who has been through it all.

There's Dr. Hipster. He's the favorite. Patients will wait hours for this man. He says things like "Hello, Kitty." and "Who put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop?" for no reason except to see me turn pink.

And then we have Dr. Boring. He bends over backwards for his patients. Is rarely in a good mood. Doesn't really say much to the likes of us receptionist whores.

Dr. Sexy is new. She can only see patients with certain insurances. Maybe I should call her Dr. Shady instead.

We have PA's too.

PA Love is my absolute favorite. She wears matching shirt and sweater sets that show hints of her cleavage, but is always professional and classy. She has pornstar hair.

PA Lousy is anal retentive, high strung and is always late. She tries to be cool and cute which makes things even worse.

PA Ream embraces her bitchiness. She's old, skinny and bitter. She works it well... but she's a spoiled brat. She makes my job harder.



maybe i'll introduce you to the office staff later. right now i'm too busy being bitter about my lack of lunch break.