The Friday Five: USA Road Trip

1. Who would you take with you on a road trip?

My two favorite cousins, my stupid brother and this little girl (as soon as she turns 21). And since this is a hypothetical fantasy type situation, we would all each bring along the loves of our lives to hold hands and make out with along the way.

2. What states would you visit?

Each one of us would pick somewhere we wanted to go and we would plan loosely around that... but leave plenty of room for surprises and side tracks.

3. What national parks and/or monuments would you go see?

Whichever ones happened to be along the way.

4. Las Vegas: Overrated or a Must-See?

I dunno. I've never been there.

5. How long would you be gone?

As long as it took.

Of Boys and Men.

That h2o advisory should not have been lifted last week. Because something is seriously in the water.

Or maybe I'm ovulating. Who knows.

Whatever the reason... it's back.
Almost 8 months later... my sexuality is finally back.

And while part of me would just love to celebrate that fact, we all know that this means trouble.

Thick, delicious, nasty trouble.

Don't get me wrong, here. I had a couple post break-up hook-ups. But there was no magic there. Just a desperate prayer that I was still alive. That my body still worked. That men did, in fact, find me attractive.

Needless to say... they didn't work.

But now I enter a much more dangerous phase.

My heart has always been ready to go. And now my body aching to follow. But my brain is still skeptical. My brain knows better. My brain doesn't want me to make the same mistakes.

In other words, my brain is cock blockin'... and I kind of want to HURT someone.